This is sick you’re a sick sick man
Guys, I was walking into Petco with my dog today and a random guy came up to me and was like holy shit you’re so hot. I was like yeah no shit #obvi and then he gave me $500 and his jacket because I said it was cute. We exchanged numbers and he’s giving me a new car tomorrow!
Lol I was half getting ready to put milo on his leash and head to petco when I realized you were being silly.
listening to my parents scream at me
Friendly reminder that anti-cheating is pro-slut shaming (◕‿◕✿)
so you’ve never heard wonderwall before? *grabs acoustic* i think i still got it in me. havent played guitar in months. lets see what i can do. here goes nothing